Google Me

The wonderful KJ of thedreamygiraffe did this over on her blog and I just had to steal the meme, because it looked fun. : )

1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:

Amanda needs you to map yourself.

Really? Why do I need topographic maps of my friends?

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:

Amanda looks like any nerd in school, but she is actually really smart and cool. She is smart because she knows everything about bugs.

I was totally with them until the bugs thing. I do not know everything about bugs. Nor do I care to. All I need to know is that they have a few legs to many and the cats like to eat them.

3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:

Amanda does badass hair.

Thank you. I think.

4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:

Amanda hates me.

No, no, not you. Don't worry, there are very few people I actually dislike enough to hate and the odds of you being one of them is very slim. I think google is trying to tell me something though. This came up three times on the first pages of results. I do not hate you world!

5: Type in “[your name] goes to” in Google search:

Amanda goes to jail.

Well, that's not very nice. KJ got to go to Disneyland. *pouts*

6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:

Amanda loves Nick.

Sorry Nick, that would be a lie. Besides, I'm already taken. By a non-Nick.

7. Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:

Amanda eats pandas.

Woah now. I'm pretty sure my diet is endangered animal free. Besides ONE panda would be far to much for me. I'm not sure I could handle pandaS.

8: Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:

Amanda will be going into the ninth grade this fall.

Oh no I won't! Once was enough, thank you very much!

9: Type in “[your name] died” in Google Search:

Amanda died from pneumonia.

That sounds painful. I've always been a big fan of dying in my sleep. Many, many years from now.

10: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:

Amanda has a Kleenex adventure.

I'm not sure what a Kleenex adventure is, but it sounds adventurous. And Kleenexy. With 10% more softness.

The runner up was "Amanda has an Etsy shop!" because, oh my goodness, I do!